When the first squishy boy/girl scene flew by, I was
thinking, “Oooh, and I getting old or what?” I think it’s “Or what,“ in the
plot-rich but character-deficient The Footbridge by Josh Chapman. The plot is
simple – got your temporal relativity boots on? Girl and boy are best buds
since pre-K. Both become movie goodlooking teenage characters. Then, we get the
old double narrator trick, in which the boy’s narrator is omniscient - except for one huge blind spot. He’s crazy
about the girl, and she’s crazy about him, but since he’s the jock, she’s
waiting for him to make the move.
Neither character can see that the other is feeling deepening emotions,
because they think of each other as they ware – and the risk of losing the
friendship is a risk too big to take.
Kelly, the guy, may as well be a cardboard cut out of the
jock character – but he foreshadows the repressed, unemotional, Jack Kemp sort
of guy that he will develop into – in the sequel. Sally, the girl, is total emo
at its worst. Her mom had her in high-school, or rather, conceived her in high
school and then dropped out. The entirety of the first act is spent with Sally
comtemplating suicide. That’s what you do as an emo girl.
Chapman sets himself a challenging task by attempting the
double narrator trick. I tried that at the beginning of my own romantic fiction
novel – until my writers’ group talked me down. They assured me that one of my
narrators would get stuck with an unsympathetic character. Kelly is worse than
unsympathetic. He’s BORING. He’s just too perfect. I want to decapitate him
with his own lacrosse cross. Sally is her own kind of caricature. When reading
the chapters narrated by the two separate narrators from their limited
point-of-view, I felt that the stories
were alive, but not the characters. Add Alex, the role-playing dweeb, and
Lauren, the trusty best friend, and I was tempted to set this one aside.
Now to the more interesting part – the plot. We find out
that Sally isn’t a depressed emo girl because she was born to an alcoholic
teenage mom whose seducer was a one night stand. It turns out that as the
soldier of the next generation was making its way up her mom to form Sally, her
mom observed something unspeakable. For the next seventeen years, an evil cabal
of real estate demons, perverts, and low-level medical assistants conspire to
make Sally’s mom a falling-down drunk and to make Sally so depressed that she
cannot raise her head out of the botulized stew of her own life to pose a
threat.
The accident that changes everything is that a temporal rift
develops over the footbridge that Sally crosses every day to get to school. Now,
Sally has a chance to change history, because her mother and the sperm source
went to her high school eighteen years earlier. Now it gets good. Now we find
out very quickly what the motivations of all the awful people of Sally’s
present day lives are.
Josh Chapman clearly shows promise. I couldn’t stop reading
the book after the dweeb character gets sucked into 1995. As a reader, I just
shouldn’t be manhandled into investing an hour or two in wooden characters and
predictable dialogue before the good stuff starts. The plot was thrilling –
once I got there. I can see the movie in my imagination, and it’s better than
the book.